Joe Biden never ceases to amaze us with the incoherent gibberish which comes out of his mouth all too often. If it’s not pointing out the secret service man with the nuclear codes, praising segregationists, or simply plagiarizing someone else, he is rambling on about something incomprehensible behind the microphone- something the mainstream media will never call him out on. The following is a list of some of his most notable gaffes:
While Running for President 2020
1.“My first priority as president will be defeating Donald Trump.” Joe, isn’t that how you get into office?
2.Discussing Putin meddling with US elections: “Look at what’s happening with Putin. While he — while Putin is trying to undo our elections, he is undoing elections in Europe. Look what’s happening in Hungary. Look what’s happening in Poland. Look what’s happening. Do you think that would happen on my watch or Barack’s watch? You can’t answer that, but I promise you, it wouldn’t have, and it didn’t.”
3.“Ban all the guns. Except guns nobody wants to buy.” Thanks for the clarity Joe. And what guns do people not want to buy?
4.“You go down the list of all these guys (Known segregationists). Well, guess what? At least there was some civility. But today, you look at the other side and you’re the enemy. Not the opposition, the enemy. We don’t talk to each other anymore.” I guess segregationists are civil?
5.“I was in a caucus with James O. Eastland (A known segregationist). He never called me ‘boy,’ he always called me ‘son’.” Sure Joe, that’s not racist.
6.”If you agree with me, go to Joe 3030 and help me in the fight.” Fight against what Joe- incompetence?
7. Biden mistakenly referred to shootings as “the tragic events in Houston today and also in Michigan the day before,” confusing Houston for El Paso and Michigan for Ohio.
8.“Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.” I guess there are no poor white kids then Joe, or do you mean that just because you are a minority, you are poor?
9.”Those kids in Parkland came up to see me when I was vice president.” Maybe it was just your imagination Joe as you were not VP during this atrosity.
10.During a fundraiser in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, Joe said, “We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts.” Thank you Joe for confirming that democrats make up their own truth and disregard the facts.
11.”Just like in my generation, when I got out of school, when Bobby Kennedy and Dr. King had been assassinated in the ’70s — the late ’70s — I got engaged.” I believe the year was 1968. Stick to the teleprompter.
12.”I got assault weapons banned for ten years, it had to be reauthorized because of hanging chads in Florida. The last president said no, I’m not going to reauthorize it.” Joe, the last president was Obama, not George W. Bush.
13. When talking about US childcare tax credits, Joe ignorantly spewed, “It would put 720 million women back into the work force.” Joe, that’s one hell of a tax credit as there only are only 330 million Americans.
14.“How many unsafe bridges you still have here in the state of Ohio?” he said before correcting himself. “I mean Iowa. I was just in Ohio because they have more.” Joe, whatever state you are in, you’re never in the right state of mind.
15.“I believe in the Second Amendment, but nobody says you can have a magazine with 100 clips in it.” That’s one interesting gun Joe.
The list stops here. Unfortunately, the former vice president went from making some mental mistakes into, my opinion, the realm of dementia. With his inability to complete a thought, blank stare on his face, and volatile personality, he appears to be showing early stages of dementia, possibly Alzheimer’s. Without a teleprompter or well-rehearsed response, he is mentally lost. Poor Joe. My prayers go out to his family.
Oldies but Goodies
1.June 17, 2006: “In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”
2.Feb. 6, 2009: “If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.”
3. Jan. 21, 2009: “Am I doing this again? … My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts’.”
4.September 10, 2008: “Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice President of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend. She is qualified to be President of the United States of America. She’s easily qualified to be Vice President of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she’s first rate.”
5.September 9, 2008: “I’m told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up Chuck, let ’em see you (He can’t stand because he is paraplegic). Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I’ll tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal.”
6.”His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she’s- wait- your mom’s still- your mom’s still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.”
7.”A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!”
8.”When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.”
9.”Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.”
10.”Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart.”
11.”There’s a guy who follows me, right back here,” Biden said, pointing behind him to the right, “has the nuclear codes, so God forbid anything ever happened to the president and I had to make a decision, the codes are with—he is not qualified to know the code! He can’t be trusted!”
12.“How they can justify raising taxes on the middle class that’s been buried in the last four years.” Joe noted after he and Obama were in office for 4 years.
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